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If you’re a unicorn and you know it, shake your horn.
If you’re a unicorn and you know it, then your magic will surely show it.
(verses: stamp your hooves; toss your mane; prance around)
I don’t believe in Bigfoot
Or skeletons that dance.
I don’t believe in werewolves
Or zombies in a trance.
I don’t believe in Martians
Or ghosts in sheets of white.
I don’t believe in witches,
Who ride their brooms at night.
I don’t believe in vampires
Or monsters from the sea—
And I’m hoping with my fingers crossed
They don’t believe in me.
No Sew Bigfoot (Sasquatch) or Unicorn Hand puppet